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I was out front with the pre- school kids riding bikes and catching pretend caterpillars. All of a sudden this guys 13 year old brother and his friend start blasting , ” I’m sexy and I know it” during which the proceeded to dance like creeps, blow kisses at me, and yell weird suggestive things at me before giggling and running into the bushes. That’s how my last 2 hours of work were spent today.
holy shit, I love all of these songs. Only two of them I have not heard. Oh tighten up is my favorite song to have me time to. Dogbdays are over Is by Florence and the machine faggot.
Demi, I would do some unthinkably lesbian things to you.